Synopsis: Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy. Director (s): Michael John Warren. Actors: Brian d'Arcy James, Sutton Foster, Christopher Sieber, John Tartaglia. Synopsis: Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! SHREK I've read the stories. DONKEY And I've read the sports page — that don't make me a hockey player! SHREK (reading file) It says she's been locked in the tower since she was seven. DONKEY Aw, that's sad. Only seven years old. SHREK (to the audience) Sounds like a cue for a flashback, doesn't it? DONKEY (confused) Who are you talking to?
- Oh!
Look, you read Lord
Farquaad's decree.
Yeah, yeah, we read it.
'All fairy-tale creatures have been
banished from the Kingdom of Duloc.
All fruitcakes and freaks will be sent
to a 'resettlement facility. '
- Um... it smells like butt.
- Yes.
She's right. It really stinks.
When I call your name, step forward.
Pinocchio, the Puppet!
I am not a puppet, I'm a real boy.
- That's your patch of mud down there.
- Thank you very much.
- Shoemaker's Elf!
- Yes. Right here.
- Ugly Duckling!
Shrek The Musical Libretto Pdf Printable
- Aw! Dumped on a swamp!
Man, I tell you, sometimes being
a fairy-tale creaturesucks pine sap!
Shrek The Musical Libretto Pdf English
Life is disappointing
Woe is what I know
Outed by my nose
That's just how it goes
for poor Pinocchio
Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale
That's the story
of my life, oh yeah
That's the story of my life
Three Bears, take your spot
over there by that sign.
No, that's too far!
Too close.
Ah! Just right.
Strife is never ending
Fairy Godmother!
- Banished from the town
- Wicked Witch!
They dragged me from the pond
They broke my magic wand
They blew our condos down
Mad Hatter!
Life is but a witch hunt
Mama's in the mud
Mama's in distress
They ridiculed my hat
They said that we were fat
They tore my cottongranny dress
and called me a hot and tranny mess
Sugar Plum Fairy!
Story of my life
Booted from the ball
The party's off the hook
But I'm too off-the-wall
That's the story of my life
You're late, Rabbit!
- That's the story of my life
- Have fun, you guys.
That's the story of my life
And remember,
if we find you back in the kingdom,
you will be executed.
I always dreamed
I'd get a happy ending
And this right here?
Not how it goes
I always dreamed
I'd get an 'ever after'
If this is it, it blows